This blog post is all about coffee puns.
We love coffee. We love it so much we decided to give you a list of coffee puns and jokes. Use these the next time you are in a coffee shop or having a cup of Joe with a friend.
Coffee makes a great addition to the bridal shower drinks. These jokes and puns could be used for signage by the coffee machine.
These are the best coffee puns for caffeine lovers. In this post you will find puns for coffee, expresso, beans and so much more. By the end you will have some cute sayings for your coffee.
53 Witty Coffee Puns
1. How do I take my coffee? Seriously, very seriously.
2. I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.
3. Sip me baby one more time.
4. OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder- When you need a coffee to wake up and another one to fall asleep.
5. But first, coffee.
6. Coffee time is all the time.
7. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
8. Caf-feind.
9. Coffee is a cup of hope in a world of chaos.
10. Relationship Status: It’s Caffeinated.
11. Good days start with coffee.
12. WARNING: Coffee lovers only! All others will be roasted!
13. I’d rather take coffee than compliments any day.
14. Love is in the air and it smells like coffee.
15. Coffee is a drug. A warm delicious drug.
16. You’re hot, sweet and I think I have caffeelings for you.
17. Deck the halls with cups of coffee.
Coffee Puns about Lattes
1 I love you a latte.
2. Sending you a whole latte love.
3. Got my mind on my latte and my latte on my mind.
4. Better latte than never.
5. I’ve got a latte problems.
6. Every latte thing is gonna bean alright.
Coffee Puns about Brew
1. You are brew-ti-ful.
2. Making a bad cup of coffee is grounds for divorce.
3. Just brew it.
4. We’re brew-ti-ful together. We make the perfect blend.
5. How does Jesus make coffee? Hebrews it.
6. How you brewin’?
7. Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
8. Stay brew-ful.
Coffee Puns With Mugs
1 Coffee is a hug in a mug.
2. How did the cappuccino lose it’s froth? It was mugged.
3. Have a mug-nificent day.
4. Mugs and kisses!
Coffee Beans
1 My birthstone is a coffee bean.
2. Where have you bean all my life.
3. What does the coffee wear in the winter? A beanie.
4. I love you with every fiber of my bean.
Mocha Coffee Puns
1 You’re mocha me crazy.
2. Living La Vida Mocha.
3. Go ahead, mocha my day.
4. You mocha me feel alive
Expresso Coffee Puns
1 You must be expresso because you’re fine.
2. Words cannot expresso how much you mean to me.
3. Expresso may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
4. Expresso yourself.
Funny Coffee Jokes and Puns
1. What kind of coffee does Beyonce drink? All the single lattes.
2. What does Elsa drink? Iced coffee.
3. Coffee spelled backwards is “eeffoc.” And I don’t give “eeffoc” until I’ve had my coffee.
4. Coffee… My hot friend I was telling you about.
5. What is the best way to pay for coffee? American Expresso.
6. Want to hear a joke? Decaf.
7. How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
This blog post was all about coffee puns.
