81 Dirty Dares Over Text

This blog post is all about dirty dares to send over text.

Looking to play a fun game of Dirty Truth or Dare? Well since the truths are no fun, we have the best dirty dares you could send your boyfriend or girlfriend. This is an awesome thing to do if you are in a long-distance relationship.

These dirty dares are fun, embarrassing, and just downright nasty. These text messages are so much fun, you will definitely get a good laugh out of these truth or dare questions.

Because these are dares, they are linked to some physical activities. For example, you will see some dares that include dancing, sit-ups, and even planks.

You will also find dares that include other people, going outside, and your social media. These are embarrassing, but harmless things you could send to the player.

Look through these dirty dares and see what you are comfortable with. If the questions are too much for you, keep scrolling because we have some PG-rated dares that are safer to use.

81 Dirty Dares Over Text

dirty dares over text

Enjoy these dares and makes sure you document as many as possible for some funny memories. These dirty dares are going to have you playing this game in tears. (happy tears).

1 Do a happy dance to a nasty song.

2. Go to your closet and put on the hottest outfit you own.

3. Name a celebrity that you have fantasized about.

4. Send me your most sexy and seductive face.

5. Eat a pudding cup using only your mouth.

6. Write a love poem.

7. Sing your favorite love-making song.

8. List all of your ex’s in alphabetical order.

9. Tell me your entire roster of who you’ve smashed.

10. Call the most recent person in your call log and make moaning noises.

11. Take your shirt off.

12. Tell me the most flexible thing you could do.

13. Name your ugliest ex.

14. Tell me your best pick-up line.

15. Do a sit-up for every sexual position you know.

16. Change your Facebook status to “looking for a hookup.”

17. Send a video of you picking your nose.

18. I dare you to send a dirty emoji.

19. Send a message about your sexual feelings for me to your best friend.

20. Say “I’m sleepy” while having a serious conversation with your best friend.

21. Video call me and do something embarrassing in front of your parents.

22. Tell a dirty joke to your best friend and record their reaction.

23. Describe yourself only using dirty talk.

24. Lick a tootsie pop for the rest of the game. And count how many licks it takes to get to the center.

25. Twerk while singing your ABCs.

26. Perform the most flexible thing you could do with your body.

27. Do the WAP Dance and post it to Tik Tok.

28. Go to a bar and order a “leg spreader” and record the bartender’s reaction.

29. Read the lyrics My Neck My Back by Khia out loud to your parents.

30. Change your Instagram username to something dirty and post a selfie. And leave it for 30 mins before you change it back.

31. Tell me a Dirty Truth about you that no one else knows.

32. Ask a random person ” Do you think I’m hot?”

33. Lick your elbow.

34. Do a split.

35. Go Commando For The Day.

36. Pretend that you are playing twister and put yourself in a compromising position.

37. Talk without closing your mouth.

38. Fart while you are in public and admit it was you.

39. Tell a friend that you will be starting an “Only Fans” Account. Record their reaction.

40. Write my name on your chest and send me the picture.

41. Wear your underwear over your head for 10 minutes.

42. Let’s play charades. Demonstrate your favorite body part of the opposite gender.

43. Lick your lips seductively.

44. Do a plank in order to show how long a make-out session with you would take. Time yourself.

45. Use two props to demonstrate your favorite sexual position.

46. Touch your toes.

47. Dance with a broom.

48. Drop an ice cube down your pants.

49. Send me the dirtiest text you could think of.

50. Crawl on the floor seductively.

51. Spank yourself.

52. Smell your armpit.

53. Stick your tongue out as far as you can.

54. Have pillow talk with a stuffed animal.

55. Record yourself moaning and send it to your ex.

56. Send me a dirty text with only emojis

57. Drink out of a cup with only your tongue.

58. Act out your best moves.

59. Make out with your hand.

60 Suck on a lollipop passionately.

61. Do a nasty dance to a happy song.

62. Write “LUBE” on a bottle of lotion.

63. Draw your favorite body part.

64. Send the last photo on your phone to your ex.

65. Screenshot our messages and send them to your ex.

66. Make up a safe word.

67. Put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on your door.

68. Chew in slow motion.

69. Flick your tongue as fast as you can.

70. Burp 5 times in a row.

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We Sent Dirty Dares Over Text…. Now What About the Reply.

The person you are playing with should reply immediately to the dare with either “OK” or “NO.” If they don’t respond, then you may want to change the dare or say “just kidding.”

You should either get their responses over Facetime or via recordings. At the bare minimum, they could send a pick of them doing the dare or text confirmation.

Be sure to keep score.

Other Dares to Send Over Text

If you are a little nervous to start the game with dirty dares, then try asking some funny, embarrassing, and crazy dares. Here are some examples of those. Hopefully, you will find these useful

Funny Dares Over Text

Do these for kicks and giggles. You’ll be surprised at how many people will actually do these dares.

71 Wear a “Kiss me. It’s my Birthday” board over your neck for 20 minutes.

72. Give your best impersonation of the opposite sex.

73. Drink a cup of tea or coffee like a dog.

Embarrassing dares over text

These are doable. The player may blush a little but that is what we want.

74 Find some lipstick and put it on.

75. Beg for change from a stranger.

76. Draw a mustache on your face.

77. Show me your best smile.

Crazy Dares over Text

Now you may get a flat-out “NO!” with these, but they are worth a try.

78 Slap yourself.

79. Leave your fly open all day.

80. Switch off your mobile for one hour.

81. Show me the last selfie you took.

82. Open your front door and yell as loud as you can “Harder, harder, harder!”

dirty dares over text

We want you to enjoy your game of Truth or Dare. Use these dirty dares to make the game more interesting. Try to have fun. We know playing this game via text could seem kind of dull but with this list of dares, it will be a good time that you both will remember.

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This blog post was all about dirty dares over text.