Funny Bridesmaid Quotes For Instagram

This blog post is all about bridesmaid quotes for the bride and her squad.


So, you’re gearing up for the big day, and the bride is head over heels for her squad!

As she’s diving into wedding plans, it’s time to gather your glitter and glam for some serious bridesmaid bonding.

But wait, what’s a celebration without a dash of humor?

Fear not, we’ve got you covered with a treasure trove of witty bridesmaid quotes to spice up your Instagram feed and keep the laughs rolling.

We’ve scoured the depths of the internet to find the perfect quips for the unsung heroes of every wedding – the bridesmaids!

Sure, there are loads of quotes out there for the blushing bride-to-be and her trusty maid of honor, but what about the fabulous crew standing by their side?

Well, fret no more, because this blog post is dedicated to celebrating the unsung heroes – the bridesmaids!

Bridesmaids aren’t just the life of the party; they’re the masterminds behind the scenes, the confidantes, and the ones who make sure every moment sparkles with joy.

So, let’s raise a glass (or three) to the real MVPs of wedding season!

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We even made some signage for the bride tribe to use at a bridal shower or bridesmaid proposal. So shout out to all of the bridesmaids out there and we hope you are inspired by these quotes.

Bridesmaid Quotes To Show the Party People Some Love

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Here are the best quotes for bridesmaids. Use them in your scrapbooks and for your Instagram captions. Besides, the bridesmaids are the ones who make the whole wedding planning for the bride less stressful. Often because they plan a big party for her before the big day.

Bridesmaids: The other loves of your life.

Make room for the “I Do” Crew!

Bridesmaids are like champagne sparkling, bubbly, and fancy AF.

He’s marrying her, but he’s stuck with us.

Bridesmaid: A woman who is like a sister, and best friend, a bride’s big day would be incomplete without her.

A happy bridesmaid makes a happy bride.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… Alone.

Bridesmaids: We’re more than friends, more like a really small gang.

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Be my bridesmaids loosely translates to Let’s go on vacation.

I can’t wait for my friends to get married. I love me a free buffet.

A bridesmaid is the one who is always there for you. Even when you are being a Bridezilla.

Bridesmaid: we’re here to represent!

We are not your ordinary bridesmaids. We are your women of awesomeness!

“Asking your friend to be a bridesmaid is one of those modern paradoxes: no one actually wants to do it, but they would be offended if you didn’t ask.” -Mindy Kaling

“True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” -Nicole Richie

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“Bridesmaids: Because who else would deal with my bridezilla moments and still come back for more?”

“I can’t keep calm, I’m the bride’s right-hand woman!”

“Bridesmaids: The only people allowed to outshine the bride…on the dance floor.”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park…Jurassic Park. Luckily, I’ve got my bridesmaids to fend off any T-Rexes!”

“Being a bridesmaid is like being in a Taylor Swift song – drama, romance, and an amazing soundtrack.”

“Bridesmaids: Saving the day one bobby pin at a time.”

“I don’t sweat – I sparkle. Thanks, bridesmaids, for always keeping me shiny!”

“Bridesmaids: Because every princess needs her royal entourage.”

“I’ll always remember my wedding day – mostly because my bridesmaids won’t let me forget!”

funny bridesmaids quotes

“Bridesmaids: The real MVPs of Pinterest-perfect weddings!”

You’re not real friends until you’ve helped each other to the toilet in a wedding dress.

Next party let’s get you married!

Life is meant for good friends and great adventures.

A woman is only a happy bride if she’s got her friends by her side. 

From perfecting your life by being in it to perfecting your wedding pics, you & your gang of girls have come a longgggg way!

Life is better with your bridesmaids by your side.

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“We don’t realize we are making memories. We’re just having fun.” – Winnie The Pooh​

“A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.” – Isadora James

There are friends There is family and then there are friends who become family.

A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.

Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Quotes

Here are some awesome bridesmaid quotes for the bride. More specifically for the bridesmaid proposal cards that you will put with the gift. These are some creative sayings that you could put on the cards for the I do crew.

I will be the luckiest bride with you standing by my side.

I’m tying the know and I need someone hot! Will you be my bridesmaid, please?

Since we’ll have pictures of us drunk and dancing anyways… Let’s make it official… Will you be my bridesmaid?

I do not have a date set and I do not know where, but I do know for sure you better be there.

You held my hair back when I was drunk and now you’ll hold my dress up when I pee.

Plan with me, stand with me, laugh with me and cry with me. Will you be my {bridesmaid/maid of honor].

As I prepare for the day that I become a bride, it would mean the world to me to have you by my side. Will you be my bridesmaid?

Will you be my bouquet-carrying, dress-bustling, champagne-drinking dance floor dazzling.

I got my rock but I still need my flock.

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You’re obviously going to be my bridesmaid.

Help me make my Pinterest dreams come true!

‘Cause my besties are better than yours.

Will you be my bridesmaid? (I promise the bridesmaid’s dress won’t be ugly).

So are you happy with what we came up with? will you be using the cards that were provided for you? Please tell us your favorite bridesmaid quote in the comments.

This blog post was all about bridesmaid quotes.