30 Crazy Funny Friendship Quotes

This blog post is all about crazy and funny friendship quotes.

Lets talk about some funny friendship quotes dedicated to a real friend. That special person who knows all about your personal life and still decided to stick around.

Yup we know that only the true ones stay. Obviously they are just as funny and crazy as you are. Try not to laugh too hard when reading these.

30 Crazy and Funny Friendship Quotes

I’d take a nerf bullet for you!

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.

When they say “don’t tell anyone.” My best friend doesn’t count.

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

We’re are more than friends. But less than a couple.

Good friends don;t let you do stupid things….. alone.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile…. Then walk into a pole.

That awesome moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bow of life.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends.

True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.

Sugar is sweet. Lemons are tart. I love more than a unicorn fart.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

If I win, we win. Periodt.

When you going through some real life Sh*t and you have a solid MF in your corner.

The uglier the Snaps, the closer the friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth. Thank you for being the pee in my pants.

Telling my best friend a secret after being told not to tell anyone.

Out of all of the annoying things in the world, you are my favorite.

If you have a crazy friend, you have everything.

This is by far your most F***ed up Idea ever…. I’ll be there in 10 minutes.

High school is for finding your bridesmaids, not the groom.

We take group selfies.

Friends like this are hard to come by.

I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.

We are so close that I can’t tell you who is the bad influence.

I don’t need secrets i have my friends.

She’s the good egg, I’m slightly cracked.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but true ones stick like an octopus on your face.

My best friend gives me a warm feeling. Oh wait I’m just hungover.

Conclusion

We hoped you enjoyed these crazy friends quotes. Send them to your friends or post these to your social media and tag your best friend in them. Be sure to share these quotes and let us know your favorite crazy friendship quotes in the comments.

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This blog post was all about crazy funny friendship quotes.