This blog post is all about Halloween jokes and puns.
Need some adorable Halloween jokes for your next costume party? Well, we have the spookiest jokes and puns for Halloween time. We have some funny Halloween jokes for kids and adults. These are great things while you are in your Halloween costume or trick or treating.
There’s no better holiday for corny jokes and saying than Halloween! Everyone is in character and in costume so a joke or two will be appropriate. There are so many Halloween things you could joke about, like witches, vampires, pumpkins, mummies, ghosts, skeletons and so much more.
You could use some of these puns for your social media. Halloween also means it’s time for a spooky aesthetic for you Instagram feed. Make it better by using an awesome Halloween pun for the caption. We hope that you are feeling Happy as a Jack O Lantern after reading these puns.
Halloween Jokes That are Skelle-Funny!
1 What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? Spare ribs.
2. Where do monsters and ghosts get their cookies? From the ghoul scouts.
3. Why did the skeleton cross the road? because he didn’t have the guts.
4. Why did the witch stay in school? Because she couldn’t spell.
5. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
6. Why did the cemetery worker hate his jobs? because he worked with a bunch of dead beats.
7. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? Because he had nobody to go with.
8. What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream? Veinilla.
9. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sandwich.
10. Why did the car get stuck on Cemetery Drive? Because it was a dead in?
11. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music.
12. How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
13. What do you call a hairy beast that is lost? A where-wolf.
14. What is a ghost’s favorite yogurt? Boo-berry
15. Why did the headless horsemen go into business? He wanted to get a head.
16. How does Big Foot ask for Halloween candy? Trick or Feet.
17. The monster and ghost’s relationship is complicated because one has a boofriend and the other has a ghoulfriend.
18. Why didn’t the mummy have any friends? Because he was wrapped up in himself.
19, What animal is the best at baseball? A bat.
20. What is a vampire’s favorite candy? A sucker.
21. What’s a vampire’s favorite food? A Neck-Tarine
22. What to birds do on Halloween? They go trick or tweeting.
23. What do witches put in their hair? Scare spray.
24. Where do mummies go for a swim? The Dead Sea.
25. What medicine do vampires use for a cold? Coffin drops.
26. What’s a ghost’s nose full of? Boooogers.
27. How does a scarecrow drink his juice? A straw.
28. What do you call witches that live together? Broommates.
29. What monster has the best dance moves? The boogie man.
30. What did Casper the friendly ghost drink when he was thirsty? Ghoulaid
31. When is bad luck to see a black cat? when you’re a mouse.
32. What happens when a vampire bites a snowman? Frost Bite.
33. Why do ghouls like to hang out with demons? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
34. What happened to Satan’s Youtube Channel? It got demon-itized!
35. Why are there so many overweight demons? Because they hate exorcising!
36. What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out!
37. Why are Jack O Lanterns so smart? Because the candle makes them bright!
38. Why is Dracula so unpopular? Because he is a pain in the neck!
39. What did the headless horseman say before leaving the party? “I’ll beheading off then.”
40. What’s it like being kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck!
41. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind!
42. How do you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”
43. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To go to the Body Shop.
44. Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
45. How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch-watch.
46. Where did the ghosts buy their Halloween candy? A the ghost-ery store!
47.What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? He was repossessed.
48. Where do most goblins live? In North and South Scare-lina
49. What do you call a ghost who could rap and act? Boo-Pac Shakur
50. How do you write a book about Halloween? With a ghost writer!
51. Why are Ghost’s so happy to get in an elevator? Because it lifts their spirits.
Halloween Puns For a Gould Time!
52. I’m just here for the boos
53. What ghost around comes around.
54. Creep it real!
55. If you’ve got it! Haunt it!
56. You are spook-tackular!
57. Eat, drink and be scary!
58. Quit your witchin!
59. Halloween is skele-fun!
60. Let’s Skelebrate!
61. Bugs and Kisses!
62. Life’s a witch!
63. Being a zombie takes a whole lot of DEAD-dication!
64. Witches know how to drive a stick.
65. So Franken Cute!
66. Howl are you?
67. You look boo-tiful today!
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