Pineapple Puns and Jokes for Tropical Vibes

This blog post is all about pineapple puns.

Are you going or vacation or just getting ready for the summer? We have some cool pineapple quotes to prepare you for the sweet sunshine.

Pineapples are quite a glorious fruit. Not only are they delicious, but they are cool and make a great home (If you’re spongebob Squarepants) LOL.

So if you love pineapples and enjoy a good fruit pun, then we’ve got a treat for you.

We’ve also done an entire post on a pineapple themed bridal shower. You could Use some of these cute pineapple puns there.

And for more cute food puns, see our ideas on Donut puns and jokes.

Funny Pineapple Puns

We hope you enjoy these funny food puns. If you are a huge pineapple fan, then you will appreciate our love for the pineapple plant. Use these short pineapple puns for quotes, signage and a captions.

You’re the pineapple of my eye.

Tropic like it’s hot.

And they lived pineappley ever after

A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.

Pineapples because apples aren’t spiky enough.

Feeling sweet. Feeling pineapple-ish.

Going bananas is overrated. Go pineapples instead.

I love you to the core.

You are one fineapple.

Be Kind and truthful and life will be fruitful🍍

What is a pineapple’s favorite kitchen appliance? The juicer.

100% Tropical, from my crown to my core.

Gotta blame it on my juice.

I pine for you.

If the crown fits.

I need a pineapple in my life.

Be a pineapple; stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

I may be spiky on the outside, but I’m sweet on the inside.

Silly pineapple, crowns are for princesses.

When life gives you pineapples just add rum.

Love smells like pineapples.

Be somewhere where there is always a pineapple in the refrigerator.

Sun, sand and pineapple in hand.

“Love is like a pineapple sweet and undefinable.” —Piet Hein

“When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” David Turney

You are the pine to my apple.

Keep calm and eat a pineapple.

Peace, Love and Pineapples

Let’s party like a pineapple.

Pineapples *In my Kevin Hart voice*

When life hands you pineapples, make pina coladas.

Tough on the outside. Sweet on the inside.

I will not apologize for pineapple on pizza.

Pineapple state of mind.

Pineapple Jokes

What happened with the pic collided with the pineapple? It was porky pine.

Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.

Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).

What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.

How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”

What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.

Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.

Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.

How do you compliment a pineapple? Call it a fine-apple.

Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.

How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.

Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.

How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.

What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.

How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”

What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!

What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.

Put these cute puns and pineapple jokes in your next tropical themed Valentines Day cards or something. These are too cute and sweet to got to waste.

This was all about pineapple fruit puns