43 Cutest Avocado Puns You’ve Avo Heard

This blog post is all about avocado puns.

Avocado puns aren’t all that pitiful. There are actually some funny avocado puns out there. We have listed some of the best ones so that you will avo great day!

If you get a kick out of food puns. then you will enjoy the avocado jokes we have for you. This post is dedicated to this amazing food because it is good on toast, sandwiches, as a side, and not to mention GUACAMOLE! There are so many funny puns surrounding these things.

Make these puns your punchline, Instagram caption, or even send them to your friends. We hope you find a few of these that make you smile.

And if you like food puns, be to take a look at our lemon puns, donut puns, and bread puns.

Now Let’s guac and roll!

43 Cute Avocado Puns You Could Guac With

Here are the best avocado puns we’ve ever heard.

1 You’re like an avocado. I know you’re extra, but I love you anyway.

2. Avoca-don’t talk to me.

3. Quack-a-mole

4. You’re all I avo wanted.

5. Avo-ca-don’t worry be happy.

6. Holy Guacamole!

7. You Guac My World

8. Avoca-go!

9. You’ve guac to be kidding me!

10. Avoca-Gogh

11. Avo-cardio

12. Well this was guacward.

13. Avocadorable.

14. I’m so glad avocado friend like you!

15. Avo great day!

16. You’re my toast!

17. Avo always love you!

18. Sending you Avo-cuddles.

19. Mama-cado and Papa-cado

20. Show me your pits!

21. Not yet. Not ripe. Still not. Eat me now! Too late. -Avocado

22. You are the avocado to my toast.

23. If life gives you avocados, make guacamole.

24. What happens if a priest blesses an avocado? It becomes holy guacamole.

25. Why was the avocado depressed? Because it felt pitiful.

26. How do you offend an avocado? By calling it the good kind of fat.

27. Why was guacamole so healthy? Because it’s made of avo-cardios

28. How did the toast hit on the avocado? By saying “I want you on top of me.”

29. Avo never let you go.

30. How do you check out an avocado? Stare at their pits.

31. What did the avocado do at the wedding? Make a toast.

32. What did the avocado’s belly say to it? You’re pitiful

33. Why didn’t the avocado want to dance? Because it felt guac-ward.

34. You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not an avocado.

35. Why was the avocado a rock star? Because it was hard core.

36. How far do you dip a tortilla chip? Till it hits guac bottom.

37. How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish? Avo cuatro.

38. Avo you doing day?

39. Rock out with your guac out

40. what did the lovely avocado couple say when they finally got engaged? “The time hass come!”

41. Why was the avocado frustrated? Because it was in between a guac and a hard place.

42. It’s guac-tail hour!

43. And they live happily avo after.

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