This blog post is all about bread puns and bread jokes.
Have you ever seen that weight watchers commercial where Oprah confesses those wonderful words, “I Love Bread?” Well, we too feel some type of way about bread. There’s something about bread that really gets certain people in feelings.
Everyone should love bread or at least the smell of it. We understand that gluten-free and carb-free are all the rage right now but we’d like to take a moment to shout out this rich, fluffy, flaky, and tasty delicacy.
In this blog post, we will cover one of the best food pun categories out there, bread. We’ll also provide some images for these bread jokes and puns. By the end of this post, you will be bready for butter days. You like it, admit it.
List of bread puns and jokes that are a-dough-able
- Bread rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
2. All you knead is loaf.
3. You’re my butter half.
4. A toast to butter days.
5. ‘Cause I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough. What the hell am I doughing here? I donut belong here.
6. Another one bites the crust.
7. Bready or not! Here I crumb!
8. Ryes and shine.
9. Don’t go baking my heart.
10. Gotta work your buns off because you knead the dough.
11. Rise to the occasion! Get a bread start!
12. When a loaf of bread grows mold, it’s time to break down and rye!
13. If you order pita bread twice…Does that make it repeata bread?
14. You deserve butter.
15. What did the crouton say to the bag of flour? I wasn’t born yeast-erday!
16. You’re the apple of my rye!
17. You bread my mind.
18. Loafing you is easy ’cause you butterful.
19. What do you call a roll that loses weight? Flat bread.
20. Why is the gluten-free boy afraid of the dark? He sees bread people.
21. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.
22. Have a loaf-ly day.
23. What series was the dinner roll binge-watching? Breaking Bread.
24. Why is the baguette so romantic? Because it can’t stop loafing you.
25. A bread baker’s bread factory burned down. Now his business is toast.
26. I should stop loafing around.
27. I’m not trying to butter you up, but I really do loaf you.
28. The best is yet to crumb.
29. what did the ham say to the cheese after their night together? You’re great in bread.
30. What did the bread say to the cheese? So grilled to see you!
31. English muffins aren’t born, they’re bread.
32. A baker gave me some sweetbread, it was pretty sourdough.
33. Who is a bagel’s favorite rapper? Toast Malone.
34. What is the richest part of the bread? Elon Crust.
35. Who are all the croutons crushing over? Bread Pitt.
36. What actor plays the main character in the movie Breadpool? Rye-n-Reynolds.
37. What’s the true identity of Greek Spider-man? Pita Parker.
38. What do you do after breaking bread? Just loaf around.
39. Why is the baker in a bad mood? He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
40. What is a baker’s biggest fear? A loaf or death situation.
41. What do you call a curious piece of toast? Wonder Bread.
42. What are the best shoes to wear while eating bread? Loafers.
43. Why can’t the baker play the drums? He forgot the breadsticks.
44. Dough or doughnut. There is no rye.
45. Why are the ends the least favorite slice of bread? Because they’re too upper crust.
46. Why did vampires leave the restaurant? Someone ordered garlic bread.
47. She’s on a roll.
48. Why is she so happy baking bread? Because she is raking in the dough!
49. You’re the breadwinner!
50. Why were the loaves of bread angry? Because they are being made into a knuckle sandwich.
51. What’s better than a coffee break? Breaking bread.
52. People need bread because loaf makes the world go round.
53. Sourdough bread always to the occasion.
54. How to get a raise at Panera Bread? Butter up to the boss.
55. Why did everyone stare at the oven? Because they saw the hot cross buns.
56. Why did margarine push butter? Because she was on a roll.
57. What do you call a piece of dough that’s being a jerk? Crepe.