This blog post is all about funny cat puns and jokes.
There’s no doubt that cat owners are obsessed with their cats. According to FETCH, cat owners are more likely to worry than dog owners. So we’ve crafted up some hiss-terical cat jokes and puns to keep you worry-free. Here is a list of cat puns that animal lovers could use towards their feline friends.
It doesn’t matter if you are a complete feline fanatic, or just have cute cat pajamas, these cat puns are for you. Just thinking about some of our favorite cats in the cinema clearly makes us cat lovers. Some of our faves are Garfield, Grumpy Cat, Hello Kitty, Pusheen, and so many more!
In this blog post, you will find some hilarious cat puns and jokes to keep in your arsenal. These are so funny that you may even say a few of these to your own cat (we would love to see their reaction LOL!).
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These are some of the most clever cat puns we could think of. Please share with other cat people and share them on social media. They make some funny captions too. And if you are into puns please check some of our similar posts:
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You are litter-ally purr-fect!
Cat puns really freak MEOWT. I’m not kitten.
What kind of car does a cat drive? A Furrari!
What is a cat’s favorite day of the week? Caturday. Furiday is a close second.
My cat said he had to tell me something. I said “could you speak a little louder, you’re whiskering.”
So sorry for that. I know that was a “pawful” joke.
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
I was going to make another cat joke but I don’t think it would go very fur.
What noise does an airplane made of cats make? MEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!
What did the grandma cat say to the kitten when she saw him slouching? Pay attention to your PAWsture.
What do you call it when a cat meows at you with an attitude? The PAWdacity
My cat said that he’s tired of people using cat puns when they talk to him, but he’s trying to stay PAWsitive.
You know how a cat likes its steak? RARE.
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
Why did the cat have to go to court? They got caught up in a purramid scheme.
Why does a cat always look good in pictures? Because they love to use the camera in PAWtrait mode.
Why does cat lovers always get good job offers? Because of their litter-ship skills.
What do you call a pile of cats? A Meow-tain!
What is a cat’s title in the kitchen? The whisker!
Why don’t cats like to eat lemons? Because that would make them a sour-puss.
What do cats from the south say? Meowdy!
Don’t stress MEOWT!
I’m Feline good today!
What’s it called when a cat paints itself? A self PAWtrait.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail.
Today would’ve been claw-ful without you. Fur-real!
I just wanted to say, you are AMEOWZING!
You’re Kitten me right meow!
You’re furry cute!
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
Thank you for your purr-chase!
Seize the meowment!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI, but Catscan!
Whats a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
I came, I clawed, I conquered.
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite kind of sticker? Scratch ‘n Sniff.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
This blog post was all about good cat puns you could tell over cat lovers.