This blog post is all about flirty knock-knock jokes.
So you are with a group of friends and you want to flirt with your crush. but you don’t want it to look too obvious that you are halfway serious.
Then tell a knock-knock joke. That way, you have your crush’s attention, but you make the other people around laugh as well.
Not just any joke, though. This joke has to be something funny and special at the same time. Something that will make your crush chuckle at the moment, but later on think “Oh, I think she likes me.”
When to tell flirty knock knock jokes
How about a different scenario? You are hanging out with your love interest in a formal setting. You want to see his reaction to something flirty…
A way to do this without coming on too strong is with a joke. They say jokes have some truth to them. So here are some for your crush.
Here’s another example: You want to text your bae, but you want it to be random and funny.
We have a knock knock joke for every situation, in this case, for flirting. Here are the best flirty knock knock jokes for you to say to your crush.
45 Flirty Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Make Him Laugh
These are great if your crush has a sense of humor and appreciates a Knock-knock joke. If you both love a little dry humor you’re in for a treat. We hope these make you laugh and help break the ice between you and your crush.
1- Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Saint Valentine.
Saint Valentine who?
‘Saint Valentine’s Day without you!
2- Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Do you want 2 CDs.
Do you want 2 CDs who?
Do you want to see deez _________!
3- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how cute you are?
4- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Smell mop!
Smell mop who?
EEEWWW!
5-Knock Knock
Who’s there?
32!
32 who?
Talk 32 me!
6- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita guy like you?
7- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mickey who?
Mickey isn’t working, could I have yours?
8- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adore!
Adore who?
Adore is between us, can you open up?
9- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mustache!
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
10- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon me, When you’re not strong!
11- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggsited to see you!
12- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady!
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
13- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brittany Spears!
Brittany Spears who?
Knock, knock…. Oops I did it again.
14- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
Amish you too!
15- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda who?
Baby Yoda one for me!
16- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Needle!
Needle who?
Needle little loving right now. How about you?
17-Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I love!
I love who?
Me, if you give me a chance!
18- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!
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19-Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya kiss me, please?
20- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Etch!
Etch who?
Bless you!
21- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time because I am single!
22- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice relationship go to the next level?
23-Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you want to make out?
24-Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mr. Flintstone!
Mr. Flintstone who?
Mr. Flintstone, ’cause I could make your bedrock!
25-Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Your raisin!
Your raisin who?
You’re raising my hopes for getting lucky tonight.
26- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
27- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sugar
Sugar who?
Sugar, you’re Sweet!
28-Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tooth!
Tooth who?
Tooth or Dare?
29-Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you have here
30-Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd you like girls that tell knock knock jokes!
31-Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t now you were an owl!
32- Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!
33- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
34-Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’ they hatin’
35-Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cows don’t who, they moo!
36- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me want you!
37- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think you’ll ask me out?
38- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to make out?
39- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Screw.
Screw who?
Screw me! Isn’t it obvious?
40- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type!
41- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Algo.
Algo who?
Algo all the way with you!
42-Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita get laid.
43- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you playing hard to get?
44- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladiator.
Gladiator who?
Gladiator during the threesome
45- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doya.
Doya who?
Doya wanna be my boyfriend?
12 More Knock-Knock Jokes For Your Bae
Knock Knock jokes aren’t just for your crush. They are also a good way to add some pizazz to an existing relationship. It is good to be silly around each other and show your sense of humor.
Now these jokes are a little more aggressive and to the point so we reccomend you say these to your boyfriend or future husband. That way no one feels awkward after saying these knock knock jokes.
1- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can’t wait to kiss you!
2- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce spend the night cuddling together.
3- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the love I have for you into this kiss!
4- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; I’m here to make you smile.
5- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we’re in love?
6-Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a sweet kiss!
7- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry on top of my day is seeing your smile.
8- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sweetie.
Sweetie who?
Sweetie, you light up my life.
9-Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
10- Knock knock.
Husband: Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven must be missing an angel because you’re right here with me.
11. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sugar.
Sugar who?
Sugar, let’s add a little sweetness to our day with a kiss.
12- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara Who?
Tara McClothes off.
12- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid must be jealous because you’ve already stolen my heart.
