This blog post is all about “Guess what?” jokes.
In order to make your day better, all you need is a good laugh. Guess what can make you laugh and cry at the same time? You guessed it, a good joke
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In this blog post, you will find some of the funniest guess-what jokes you’ve ever heard! By the end of this post, you will have a much better day and tell your friend some of these jokes.
Guess what? Chicken butt! OK now that we’ve got that one out of the way, onto some of our best guess-what/guess-who jokes.
Funny Guess What Jokes For Lots of Laughs
Guess what smells bad living but smells good dead? A cow.
Guess what? The answer to “stressed” is spelling it backward. Desserts.
Guess what bands turbines love to listen to? Not sure, but they’re big heavy-metal fans!
A grouchy man went to a comedy club with his friends. The next day he asked his doctor for a course of antibiotics. Guess what for? He thought laughter was contagious.
Can you guess what the calendar worker got fired for? He took a day off without telling anyone!
If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would’ve named her biggest dragon? Moron.
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Guess what you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!
My girlfriend told me that women were better at multi-tasking than men. So, I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what? She couldn’t do either.
Guess what you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A cellfie.
Taught my pig karate and guess what we call him now? Pork chop.
Guess what sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!
I had a dream about an orange ocean last night. Guess what? It was a Fanta Sea.
I asked my wife what she will do when I won the lottery. She said ”Divorce you and take half” Guess what I said? I responded ”I won $10, here’s $5 and there is the door.”
Guess what Starbucks and therapists have in common? They encourage people to espresso themselves!
Guess what makes you go on red and stop on the green? When you’re eating a watermelon.
The astronaut was using the computer and guess what key he kept pressing? The space bar!
If they used money in space, guess what it would be called? Starbucks!
Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Guess.
Guess who?
Me!
My friend asked me “How Lazy are you?” Guess what? I said If it’s not on the first page of Google, it doesn’t exist.
I was in another city and guess what my mom texted me? I want you home in 10 minutes.
I was having a very important conversation with my teacher. And guess what? I zoned out.
If you see two girls at a bar, guess what? The short one is single.
Guess what? Dating is so easy because you just ask someone out and they say no.
Pigglet kept looking in the toilet. Guess what? He was looking for Pooh.
Cinderella couldn’t play soccer guess what she did on the field? She ran away from the ball.
Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper? A napkin.
My doctor’s name is Doctor Pepper. Guess what? He’s a Fizzician.
Guess what presidents were the greenest? The Bushes.
I got a wooden bike with wooden handles and wheels, guess what? It woo-den start.
This blog post was all about Guess What jokes.