This blog post is all about Harry Potter pick-up lines.
We are so excited to do this post that we can’t contain ourselves! Literally about to binge-watch and dress up for this blog post. Today we will be going over the best Harry Potter pick-up lines on the internet.
If you don’t know Harry Potter is one of the most popular book series ever. If you are a millennial you probably remember reading them in middle school. Or may have a Harry Potter tattoo by now.
If you’re Gen Z you’ve probably seen all of the movies. Either way, Harry Potter has some amazing concepts and EPIC characters.
In this article, we will go through some of the greatest Harry Potter Pick up lines ever. By the end of this, you will know exactly what to say at your next Harry Potter costume party.
You’d be surprised at how many innuendos there are in Harry Potter. The Harry Potter pick-up lines in this list went from cheesy to dirty really fast. Please be sure to use some of the more cringe ones with caution.
Harry Potter Pick Up Lines Funny And Cute
Here are some really cute pickup lines to use on your crush. If they are a fan they will definitely chuckle to at least say “awe.”
1 I may not be Harry Potter but I could be your chosen one.
2. You must be magical because I’ve fallen under your spell.
3. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Dumbledore you.
4. Your kiss is like a dementor, you take my soul away.
5. You’re the seeker to my snitch.
6. The sorting hat has spoken. It says you belong to me.
7. Girl, I hope you like Quiddich because you’re a keeper.
8. Before I started talking to you I had some Felix Felicis. I need all the luck I could get with you.
9. It’s Leviosa! Not Levios-are you free tonight?
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10. I may not be the boy who lived but I could do some magical things with you.
11. Are you the Mirror of Erised? Because all I see is my deepest desire.
12. Are you interested in making magic together?
13. Are you a snitch? Because you’re a catch.
14. My name might not be Ronald, But u could weasel my way to your heart.
15. Are you the Nimbus 2000? Because you’re sweeping me off my feet.
Dirty Harry Potter Pick Up Lines NSFW
Haha! Did you think we were going to keep these cute and funny? Of course, not! We had to include (mostly) dirty and inappropriate Harry Potter pickup lines that take things way too far.
After reading these pickup lines, you will never look at the Harry Potter books or movies the same ever again. So let’s raise your wands (ooh, that’s bad) and get ready to cringe!
1. I’ve got something magical. Hint it’s 9 3/4.
2. I may not be Neville Longbottom, but you could make this a** drop.
3. Are you Dumbledore? Because you look like a headmaster.
4. Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because that booty is magical.
5. Are you Hogwarts? Because I want to Slytherin.
6. Are you a wizard because I want to see your crystal balls.
7. I may not be wearing an invisibility cloak, but I could still visit your restricted section?
8. Wanna go into my chamber of secrets and make a half-blood prince?
9. Are we playing Quddich right now? Because I’m a seeker and you’re a keeper.
10. Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
11. We could have our own session swish and flick if you know what I mean.
12. Did you just cast wingardium leviosa? Because you swept me off my feet.
13. I long for your bottom.
14. I’d let you handle my wand any day.
15. One night with me and they will be calling you moaning Myrtle.
16. Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter?
17. Want to go to my room of requirement? It’s a place where we both could come and go.
18. Wanna release your Sorcerer’s Stone in my Chamber of Secrets?
19. I don’t need a shrieking shack to make you scream if you know what I mean.
20. Want to release the Prisoner of Azkaban? You could do that by exploring my Chamber of Secrets.
21. Forget all about “He Who Must Not Be Named.” With this wand, I could make you scream my name.
22. I may not be Lord Voldermort, but with you, some sinful things happen in my bed.
23. I want you whomping my willow so hard that afterwards, it feels like the Deathly Hallows.
24. I’d love to put on an invisible cloak and visit your restricted section tonight.
25. I’d like to go to your Chamber of Secrets and release the Cursed Child for good.
26. Hey baby, Let me put my wand where the magic happens.
27. You must be from Honeydukes Because that a__ is sweet!
28. I may not have a 3 headed dog, but I know the perfect way to enter your Underworld.
29.I want to speak parseltongue to your Goblet of Fire.
30. Oh no. I don’t have my broom. Could I use yours?
Conclusion
Thanks for being a true sorcerer and getting through these Harry Potter Pick up lines. Share the ones you liked with your friends.