This blog post is all about funny tea puns and tea jokes.
This one is dedicated to all of the tea lovers out there. We all love a good joke and pun regarding our favorite beverage, in this case, we are talking about tea. If you love tea and always have your teapot on the stand by then you are in the right place.
With all respect, tea deserves its credit. There are som many types of tea and a ton of flavors. More importantly, tea contains an amino acid that produces, theanine, which causes a calming effect resulting in a better mood (kdhptea.com).
Tea is an easy word, so we were able to come up with some unique jokes of our own. You will also find some classic tea quotes that you may have seen before. But in reali-tea, we just want to make you smile.
In this blog post, you will read some of the best tea puns on the internet. For best results, say these at a tea party. Or put one of these as a caption on your tea-related social media post. Either way, fellow tea lovers will get it.
And if you want to see more food puns feel free to check out 57 Delightful Bread Puns For Dough Lovers. If you are posting food on the healthier side then see Avocado puns and pineapple puns.
Tea Puns: All the Brew-ti-ful Possibili-TEAS
This is the start of a brew-ti-ful relationship
True love involves a teapot.
Fight for your right to par-tea.
Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
I’m so happy we are best-teas!
If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.
If at first you don’t succeed, Chai chai again.
The only dinosaur who loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX.
Let’s spend some quali-tea time together!
Snap back to reali-tea!
We are a matcha made in heaven.
You are my cup of tea!
I love gossip it make the tea piping hot!
You’ve had tea, now spill it!
Tea freak: Hit me with your best pot!
What kind of tea can’t you take to space? Gravi-tea!
Don’t chai this at home.
Because mornings are brew-tal!
Have a tea-riffic day!
Tea: A hug in a cup.
What did the tea leaf say to his partner? Tea amo.
Who taught the tea bag how to steep? Their tea cher.
Blood type: Tea positive.
Making tea isn’t hard, but waiting for the kettle to boil sure is tea-dious.
What kind of tea do handmaidens drink? Conformi-tea!
Why was the mug so nervous? Anxie-tea!
What kind of tea do mixed people drink? diversi-tea.
Can’t we all just get oolong?
What drink does the queen prefer? Royal tea!
Why did Santa’s teapot get in trouble? Because it was naugh-tea!
How do ghosts take their tea? With scream and sugar.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A tea shirt.
What is the teacup’s favorite folktale? Ali Boba and the for-tea theives.
Tea drinkers like living on the edge and often find themselves in hot water.
The reason why Chinese tea is so good is that it takes a very oolong time to make.
What is the best drink to celebrate Earth day? Green tea.
Have a cup of positivi-tea!
You’re such a hot-tea.
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Hello. Is it tea you’re looking for?
I need some moTEAvation.
Live is full of possibiliTEA
Chai something new.
Move oolong! Nothing to tea here!
Talk dir-tea to me.
What do you say when you are giving a camel tea? One hump or two?
How does Mary Poppins take her tea? With a spoon full of sugar.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
How does Moses takes his tea? Hebrews it.
Why don’t hipsters drink iced tea? Because they drank tea before it was cool.
How much would you have to pay for immortal tea? A steep price.
People are like tea, you never know how strong they are until they’re in hot water.