65 Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Laughs

This article is all about cheesy pick up lines that are for kicks and giggles.

Cheesy pick up lines are popular topic. Just like dirty pick up lines, there are a TON of Google searches for cheesy pickup lines. So we wanted to bring you the cheesiest and tackiest lines for all you jokesters out there.

These funny pick up lines are CLEAN and safe to use on your crush, or complete strangers. In fact, they seem more like jokes than pick up lines. Just say the line, and get their response. If they laugh then this may be a good sign.

Use these cheesy pick up lines at a bar, a coffee shop, with your friends or any fun social setting. You’d be surprised at the reaction you’ll get.

So are you ready to shoot your shot? If yes, then try these cheesy, corny and cute pick up lines.

Extremely Cheesy Pick Up Lines

1 We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

2. Forget Batman, Superman and Spiderman, because I am “Your Man.”

3. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

4. Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

5. I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d gladly give you my heart.

6. You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

7. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

8. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.

9. Hershey’s make thousands of kisses a day, but I just want one from you.

10. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT.

11. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Dumbledore you!

12. There’s something on your face. A beautiful smile. Oh, there it is again.

13. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!

14. I have a PhD. A “Pretty Huge Desire” to put a smile on that pretty face.

15. Are you the morning sky? Because I want see you every morning when I wake up.

16. Baby, I would take you to the movies, but we’re not allowed to bring snacks.

17. Did you swallow magnets? Because you’ve been attracting me all night.

18. Are you a PS5? Because I’d love to turn you on.

19. Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.

20. Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

21. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

22. Remember me? No? Oh, that’s right.. I only met you in my dreams.

23. Are you a GPS? Because I’ve been lost without you.

24. I’m no photographer, but I could picture us together.

25. Is your name wifi because I am feeling a connection.

26. What do you and the summer season have in common? You both make me thirsty.

27. Hey girl, feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

28. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

29. On a scale from 1 to 10 you are a 9. And I’m the 1 you need.

30. Are you a fairy God mother? Because I want to be you bipity bopity boo.

31. My friends bet that I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl here. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

32. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

33. My phone is having separation anxiety. Because it’s missing your number.

34. Hey girl. Are you free tonight? because I’m broke.

35. Are you a beaver? ‘Cause DAM.

36. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d take “U” out.

37. Are you related to Yoda? Because Yodalicous.

38. I’d like to eat breakfast with you. Can I invite you to dinner?

39. I may not be Mr. Right…. But I could be Mr. Right Now…

40. If I had a candy bar for every time thought about you… I’d be fat.

41. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.

42. Your hands look heavy. Can I hold them for you?

43. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

44. Would you happen to have an extra heart? Because mine’s been stolen.

45. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk pass you again?

46. Your body is 75% water… and I’m thirsty.

47. C’mon…. We don’t have much time! Why? Don’t you gotta be back in heaven soon?

48. You are pretty and I am cute…Together we’d be pretty cute.

49. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

50. Your Eyes Are Like IKEA…I Get Lost In Them.

51. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

52. If your heart were a prison, I’d like to be sentenced to life.

53. Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.

54. They’re called eyebrows cuz I brows your fine ass.

55. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

56. Can I tie your shoes because I don’t want you falling for anybody else.

57. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

58. Are you a chapstick because you’re the balm.

59. I’d never ghost you… Not even on Halloween.

60. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

61. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

62. Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

63. Are you a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

64. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

65. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

So how did it go? Did you get a giggle? Or did you at least break the ice?

Let us know your favorite cheesy pick up line in the comment section!